Ah, tiz the start of a new week… We know, F@#K! right?
We would love to put some kind of dumbass already been used joke or
Some type of anti social commentary on the way things are or some crap.
But its all old hat, and there is no need for use to stay a one trick pony…

So to fix this problem of repetitiveness, we would like to cast light on a specific group of pain in the ass dullards.

The Anti Tobacco lobbyists. These people have nothing better to do than gripe, cry and mown, (not unlike a common hooker) until people get so fed up with there bitching that they brake down in give into there outrageous demands.

Show of hands, who on this planet is unaware of the dangers of Smoke, of any kind?
Smoke = Danger its something that is Instinct you hard tards. Granted the human race is anything but in tune with its Instincts but Common, Think you bunch of Brick brained, paint huffing, wannabe life form Retards. Smoke IS BAD! No SH!T.
So is ¾ the trash you all put in your body’s on a on going bases.
The so called water you drink, the “air” you breath, the food you eat, and lest we forget.. the variable cornucopia of chemicals you slap on, lather up and scrub down with.

“But Smoking cigarettes will give you cancer and harm others around you…”

Seriously? Cancer…. That’s the Big scare tactic?
Take a good look around the room you are in now… nearly 100% of everything in that room can give you Cancer… and as for that others around you crap. It is from prolonged close quarters exposure. Quickly fixed by *gasp* Opening a WINDOW! Or making one spot in the place of dwelling for the Black lung to do his/her thing.
And FYI if you are stupid enough to smoke around a baby… Dive down to the big city. Get to the tallest building, make your way to the roof and JUMP THE HELL OFF! A baby body has absolute 0 ability to defend its self. Honey can kill a baby just from the bacteria. But you don’t stop eating honey do you? No you just become more cautious until the crib midget can learn to crawl out of the room.

Its common sense People!

People Enjoy Smoking, People Enjoy Drinking. Given that everything should be done with a tad of moderation. But meh do what you want.

Its bad enough that Life Blows as much as it does (again Not unlike a common Hooker) but to make it even more sh!tty than it already is by taking away the one small thing that brings, an all be it tinny, form of relief away by means of propaganda, scare tactics and systematic removal by way of unfair legislation's? That’s not America Asshole. That’s not even MEXICO!

So We stand proud and erect, with a cigarette on our lips, a beer in our hands and our Middle finger saluting all the New wave, Neo Fascists Poll smokers. With this one message: “Take it if you can you pussys!” and we hope you will do the same.

(this message brought to you by the Peoples Smokers Liberation Front! If you ban cigarettes the terrorists win. Truth.org funded Al-Qaeda. Hitler Advocated a No smoking Third Reich. Rob Reiner is agenst tobacco to try and hide the fact that he is long time supporter of anti-Semitism)

See, We can spread this kind of Crap too.